When a teen calls his dentist a bird turd, the dentist takes to social media to share how he really feels about the interaction, making us laugh.
In their 2006 hit, My Chemical Romance said it best — “Teenagers scare the living s— out of me.” Now, Dr. Brady Smith, a dentist with a decent TikTok following, has had his own teenage bully horror. He shared with his followers how one teenager dared to call him a “bird turd” as an insult.
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The story is so surprising and hilarious that we can’t help but laugh at Dr. Brady. At the same time, he gets a bit vulnerable by the end and our hearts just go out to him. We’ve all dealt with bullies, but as an adult, dealing with a teenage bully is even scarier.
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A teenager called his dentist, Dr. Brady Smith, a bird turd.
“Alright, the most obnoxious teenager I’ve ever had in my dental chair, I’ll tell you the story right now. I’ll give you one guess what color his hair was,” to which I immediately thought “bleached blonde” because which boys are more obnoxious than the ones with bleached blonde hair? But apparently, he was a ginger, which Dr. Brady thinks should be a given. It’s the antiquated view of the “ginger bully,” but it definitely paints the picture.
“16, 17-year-old kid comes in with mom,” he continues. “Mom is right there with him this whole time … He’s got bad gingivitius, inflammation of his gums, pretty normal at that age. But I use this as an opportunity to help him out because I care. And I say nice things like, ‘Hey, I’m gonna give you some helpful hints so that you can avoid people like me in your life’ and I go into this whole explanation of how gum disease works … He looks me dead in my eyes and he says, ‘Cool story, bird turd.’”
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Who says bird turd anymore? That’s honestly the best part of this story. And Dr. Brady agrees, even though he was initially upset. “What did you just call me?” he reenacts.
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“Excuse me, Dr. Bird Turd to you. Mom did nothing, by the way. That was nice that she’s sitting there and displayed zero reaction to her kid calling a dentist a bird turd. This poor woman, she probably deals with ten times worse everyday,” he realizes.
It’s not easy being a dentist, but it’s definitely not easy being a mother either. Regardless, Dr. Brady goes on to tell the greatest joke of his video. “I don’t know what the laws are on abortion, or if 16 years old is considered late term, but that was my initial thought.” The teen’s poor mother has probably wondered the same thing in all fairness.
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But Dr. Brady’s actual reaction was much more realistic … and much less witty. “I actually reacted by saying, ‘Your name is Bird Turd’ … That got mom’s attention because she was like, ‘What?’ and I was like, ‘We’re just having a conversation. Just go back to your phone, you’re fine. Don’t worry about us.’”
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Then, Dr. Brady gets vulnerable. “Should I be threatened by that? No, I shouldn’t be, but I am. And I know it doesn’t make any sense. I have a wonderful life. I make lots of money, I have a beautiful wife and family. He is a junior at the local high school in the marching band. It doesn’t make any sense.” It doesn’t!
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“But it angered me. More than I’d like to admit,” he revealed. “Also, I use Bird Turd as an insult now. I have used that exact phrase, ‘Cool story, Bird Turd,’ to other people to aggravate and annoy them. I guarantee he’s not brushing his teeth, so I learned more from him that day than he learned from me.”
The commenters agree that teenagers are scary and mean, even when you’re a charming, handsome, TikTok-viral, and very funny dentist. They’re also (rightfully) shocked that someone would ever insult dentists considering that they put a lot of sharp tools in our mouths. But at least we’ve all learned a great new insult.
Since winning Season 1 of ‘Squid Game: The Challenge,’ Mai Whelan (aka Player 287) has been laying low and spending time with her family.
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The Gist:
A whopping 456 players entered Squid Game: The Challenge, but only one will claim victory.
Mai Whelan (Player 287) took home the crown and the life-changing $4.56 million prize.
Since winning, Mai has enjoyed laying low and relaxing at home with her family.
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Spoiler alert: This article contains spoilers for the Season 1 finale of Squid Game: The Challenge.
After a thrilling 10 episodes spanning three weeks, Netflix finally unveiled the inaugural winner of Squid Game: The Challenge. The finale saw Sam Lantz (Player 016), Mai Whelan (Player 287), and Phill Cain (Player 451) compete in the final challenges for the life-changing grand prize.
Ultimately, following a series of gripping “Rock, Paper, Scissors” rounds, Mai emerged victorious, securing the record-breaking $4.56 million prize and etching her name into the history books. Months have passed since Mai last sported her green tracksuit, so where is she now? Keep reading to discover her current whereabouts!
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What is ‘Squid Game: The Challenge’ winner Mai Whelan up to now?
Despite bagging an impressive $4.56 million, Tudum noted that “little else has changed” in Mai’s quiet post-victory life. She returned home to Virginia, opting for a low-key life with her husband and their two dogs. Additionally, Mai has been enjoying spending quality time with her 12-year-old granddaughter.
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“It was a relief to go back to normal life and not worry about getting eliminated. I needed that after two and a half weeks of intense go, go, go, and emotional ups and downs,” Mai told the outlet. “But the person that came into [the competition] is me. I’m still Mai, and she hasn’t changed — except that I came out stronger.”
How is Mai putting her ‘Squid Game: The Challenge’ winnings to use?
Now, you might be curious: What is Mai doing with her winnings?! Well, as the proud recipient of $4.56 million, Mai treated herself to an intricately beaded, black velvet Ralph Lauren gown, which she flaunted at the Squid Game: The Challenge finale watch party on Dec. 6, 2023, in New York City.
“It’s a beautiful dress. I couldn’t help it,” she said of the purchase. “But that’s about as frivolous as I want to go.”
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Mai Whelan (Player 287) at the ‘Squid Game: The Challenge’ finale watch party on Dec. 6, 2023 in NYC.
For now, Mai is using the money to renovate her home, with plans to build a small dock for a boat. However, once her home improvements are complete, Mai’s focus will shift toward making a positive impact on the lives of others.
“My heart is with people, animals, and climate change,” Mai shared regarding how she plans to spend her winnings. “If we continue what we’re doing, there won’t be a future for all the little kids growing up right now.”
Squid Game: The Challenge is now streaming on Netflix.
Amazon will no longer accept Venmo as a payment option starting in January 2024. Why has Amazon decided to drop the payment service?
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The Gist:
Amazon announced that it will no longer be accepting Venmo as a payment method for purchases beginning on Jan. 10, 2024.
The tech giant hasn’t explained its decision, but some have speculated that Venmo wasn’t a secure enough payment platform to partner with Amazon.
Amazon will still take payment from Venmo debit and credit cards.
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Although Amazon offers its users many things, one of the things it prizes most is convenience. You can order things quickly, and they’ll ship to you almost immediately. Another way that the tech giant has maximized convenience is by allowing you to pay for goods in a huge variety of different ways.
Recently, though, Amazon announced that it will no longer be accepting payments through Venmo starting early in 2024. Now, many want to know why Amazon decided to stop accepting Venmo payments. Keep reading for all of the details.
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Why did Amazon drop Venmo?
In Amazon’s announcement that it will no longer be accepting Venmo payments, the company didn’t explain its decision. The tech giant did emphasize that there are still many ways for users to pay for orders, including using a credit card and through Apple Pay.
Amazon said that the change would be effective on Jan. 10, 2024, and that users would have to switch their payment method before then.
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The company placed a particular emphasis on any subscriptions that might be tied to a Venmo account, as those will be charged automatically and be rejected if the payment information isn’t updated.
Also, Amazon clarified that while payments from Venmo itself will be banned, payments from Venmo credit cards or debit cards will still be allowed, just like most other major credit cards.
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Because Amazon hasn’t explained its decision, all the public can do is speculate about why it may have decided to ban Venmo. Amazon might be launching some sort of rival service, and it wants to preemptively remove Venmo so that users will have to sign up for its service instead. Ultimately, though, we won’t know for sure until Amazon decides to explain the decision.
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Some think that people were using Venmo to scam Amazon.
Another potential reason that Venmo payments are no longer allowed is that Venmo wasn’t a safe enough payment platform, which meant that some users were able to use it to orchestrate scams.
Venmo was created largely to allow people who knew one another to directly transfer cash back and forth without an intermediary like a bank. It wasn’t designed to be used as payment for larger companies.
Although services like Venmo have some pretty obvious perks, there are also some downsides when it comes to things like security. Amazon is one of the largest retailers in the world, and that obviously means that it wants its marketplace to be a safe place for buyers and sellers to do business, even if that means that people who pay with Venmo are out of luck.
A dad and his two kids are going viral on TikTok after they accidentally saw a Christmas gift on their doorstep, ruining the surprise.
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There’s something undeniably magical about Christmas, especially when you’re a kid and you get to wake up in the morning and see the gifts that Santa brought you in the middle of the night.
You thank your parents for allowing the jolly, large, bearded man to come into your home and hook you up with all of the gifts you’ve been begging them to get you.
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You don’t question the economics of how Santa manages to make deals with companies from across the globe that are at the top of their respective industries. Nor do you really care about how one man is able to make so many deliveries in a single night or how he gets into houses without chimneys.
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You just know that there’s no better feeling than tearing open that wrapping paper and seeing that special gift you’ve been thinking about for a long time.
And even if you don’t believe in Santa Clause or that Elves are making handshake deals with Japanese gaming companies to manufacture Nintendo Switches, you can still enjoy that element of surprise.
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That is, unless an ill-timed delivery ruins the magic for you, which is what happened to this family in a viral TikTok and it looks like their doorbell camera recorded the entire thing.
TikToker @frankpappalardo writes in a text overlay of the clip: “The problem with ordering online when you have kids…”
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In the clip, a dad can be seen coming home with his two daughters — it looks like they were picked up from school. And what was waiting for them? A giant box containing a toy that one his kids was really, really excited about.
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Unsure of how to cover up the fact that the big Christmas surprise was effectively ruined at that moment, he stammers through some excuses that even the most gullible of children probably wouldn’t believe.
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It’s hilarious to see him react in real-time, cussing up a storm and trying to convince the girls that they didn’t see the gifts or that it actually wasn’t for them but for someone else, but those kids seemed to know what was up.
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Source: TikTok | @frankpappalardo
Which means that they’ll have to play the waiting game until Christmas when they can finally open the gift.
It’s difficult to not wonder though: was he not receiving email updates about the status of his delivery? If it was delivered from Amazon he should’ve received a notification that it was delivered.
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Or perhaps the source of his ire was the fact that he left specific instructions about the delivery, or maybe he just thought that the gift would’ve been delivered in a box and not just, you know, left out in the open for everyone in the world to see what he purchased?
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Source: TikTok | @frankpappalardo
He hints as much in the video, and it’s not that difficult to understand his frustration: it’s not like you get a Playstation 5 delivered to your house and the parcel service simply leaves the box on your front doorstep, unless it’s wrapped up in a different package.
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Source: TikTok | @frankpappalardo
What do you think? Is this on whoever delivered the package? Or should dad have been more proactive in monitoring when the packages were coming to the house and not assumed that there was going to be a box big enough to fit the large gift that he ordered for Christmas?
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